It Kills — It Kills

The future of their band I See Rowboats remains unclear, but in the meantime Haligonians Lisa Lipton, Soloman Vroman and William Robinson have forged ahead and formed the new group It Kills.

The future of their band I See Rowboats remains unclear, but in the meantime Haligonians Lisa Lipton, Soloman Vroman and William Robinson have forged ahead and formed the new group It Kills. While the name may conjure up images of some new Montreal grindcore act, the trio follow more in their former band's footsteps, marrying The Dears
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Video Of The Day: Hawksley Workman's "Chemical"

It looks like Hawksley Workman's been in some kind of horrible accident because he's stuck in a full body cast in the video for "Chemical." Yet somehow, he's still able to sing, freak out on a stretcher, sit up and play guitar and party for New Year's or something like that... despite that they're using a defibrillator on him. Uh huh...

"Chemical" appears on Milk, which is out now.

It looks like Hawksley Workman's been in some kind of horrible accident because he's stuck in a full body cast in the video for "Chemical." Yet somehow, he's still able to sing, freak out on a stretcher, sit up and play guitar and party for New Year's or something like that... despite that they're using a...
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Ra Ra Riot Aren't Too Cool For Cats


are a trendy bunch. Their recent video for "Boy," a bass-driven pop tune from their newly released LP The Orchard, features the hot trend of the moment in the indie rock scene: cats.

"That was the selling point for us!" admits bassist Mathieu Santos. "We got a bunch of treatments from different directors and this one (from Adam Levite) had the fewest words. The first page just said 'Night time,' the second page said 'A cat arrives,' the next said 'Dozens of cats arrive' and we were like, 'We're making it!'"

"We didn't even finish reading," adds guitarist Milo Bonacci.

The video clip features back and forth shots between the five-piece performing and indeed dozens of furry cats frolicking and sitting around. Bonacci and Santos were both disappointed to see only four cats on set though, citing that the budget equated to "b-list cats or possibly just a cat lady with her cats but through the magic of computer animation we filled the screen."

When asked if the band were actual cat people, though, Bonacci and Santos confessed that they weren't. "I actually don't like cats at all!" said Bonacci. Santos is a self-proclaimed dog person.

"Milo had a really cool t-shirt with a cat that had lasers coming out of his eyes or something. Maybe that subconsciously inspired the video."

So what is it about indie rock and its feline obsession? Plastered on the cover of records like the Klaxons, Best Coast and Wavves and now starring in music videos. Bonacci provides a theory.

"They're the tame, domesticated version of the wild," explains Bonacci. "Just like indie rock is the tame version of rock 'n' roll. It's the house-trained version.

"If we renamed our band it would Cat Wolf Bear or something. Next album."

The band also teamed up with local Canadian cats Arts & Crafts Records for the release of The Orchard, revealing that this partnership was in fact years in the making but timing had delayed the band from officially signing on board with the label behind Canadian indie rock all-stars Broken Social Scene and Feist.

"We were talking to them when we made our first album and timing just didn't work out," said Bonacci. "This time around it just seemed right. It's been great to meet everyone here," Bonacci says of the A&C family, most notably label co-founder and Broken Social Scene frontman Kevin Drew, whom the band met at a barbeque. "He was the life of the party, very friendly guy, very awesome."

I think it's safe to say that Ra Ra Riot are in the company of some very cool cats nowadays, literally and figuratively. 

The "Boy" video:

Ra Ra Riot's upcoming tour dates:
Sept. 5 Seatte, WA @ Bumbershoot Festival
Sept. 9 Portland, OR @ MusicfestNW
Sept. 18 Geneva, NY @ Cracker Factory
Sept. 21 New York, NY @ Bowery Ballroom
Sept. 22 New York, NY @ Bowery Ballroom
Sept. 24 Brooklyn, NY @ Music Hall Of Williamsburg
Sept. 27 Northampton, MA @ Pearl Street
Sept. 28 New Haven, CT @ Toad's Place
Sept. 29 Providence, RI @ The Met
Oct. 1 Boston, MA @ Royale
Oct. 2 Philadelphia, PA @ Trocadero
Oct. 3 Pittsburgh, PA @ Diesel
Oct. 4 Ann Arbor, MI @ Blind Pig
Oct. 5 Chicago, IL @ Metro
Oct. 7 Minneapolis, MN @ Varsity Theatre
Oct. 8 Omaha, NE @ Waiting Room
Oct. 9 Lawrence, KS @ The Granada Theatre
Oct. 11 Denver, CO @ Bluebird Theatre
Oct. 12 Salt Lake, UT @ In The Venue
Oct. 13 Reno, NV @ The Alley
Oct. 17 San Francisco, CA @ Treasure Island Festival
Oct. 19 Pomona, CA @ Glass House
Oct. 20 Los Angeles, CA @ The Music Box
Oct. 21 Solana Beach, CA @ Belly Up Tavern
Oct. 22 Tempe, AZ @ The Clubhouse
Oct. 24 San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit
Oct. 26 Austin, TX @ Emo's
Oct. 27 Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
Oct. 28 Dallas, TX @ Granada Theatre
Oct. 29 Little Rock, AR @ Rev Room
Oct. 30 Nashville, TN @ Exit/In
Nov. 1 Birmingham, AL @ WorkPlay Theatre
Nov. 2 Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade
Nov. 3 Asheville, NC @ Orange Peel
Nov. 4 Carrboro, NC @ Cat's Cradle
Nov. 5 Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
Nov. 13 Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom
Nov. 17 Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall
Nov. 19 Saskatoon, SK @ Louis Pub
Nov. 20 Winnipeg, MB @ Garrick Centre
 

are a trendy bunch. Their recent video for "Boy," a bass-driven pop tune from their newly released LP The Orchard, features the hot trend of the moment in the indie rock scene: cats. "That was the selling point for us!" admits bassist Mathieu Santos. "We got a bunch of treatments from different directors and this one (...
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Minotaurs Use The Force On Their New Album

If there's one word that could be used to describe Guelph, Ont.-based musician Nathan Lawr, it would have to be "consistent."

Throughout his career as a collaborator with Royal City, Feist, FemBots, the Constantines and others, and across solo ventures that led to the group Nathan Lawr And The Minotaurs, Lawr has always produced critically-lauded material, and his music has always hovered on a line between folk and rock.

The latter of those constants has come to an obvious end on Lawr's latest disc, The Thing. This time, Lawr and his bandmates (Don Kerr, Kevin Lynn, Jeremy Strachan, Paul Aucoin, Dan Levecque, Ryan Levecque and a few other part-timers) — who are going by a shortened Minotaurs moniker — have crafted an album that attempts to meld Lawr's familiar indie rock with Fela Kuti-inspired Afrobeat.

"I love that music," says Lawr. "It satisfies all my itches. The heavy beats, the psychedelic and the guitar rock can all fit within that realm.

"It's a pretty malleable type of music and it's pretty much all I listen to. And I wanted to make music from the bottom up instead of the top down — which is what I felt I'd been doing on my other records."

Though Lawr injected his rock sensibilities into The Thing, he was careful not to stray too far from Afrobeat's proven formula: uplifting rhythms that carry serious messages.

"It's not just party music," he says. "To me, it's a way of dealing with things that concern me about the world, without being a downer — trying to celebrate the fact that we're alive at the same time."

There's no shortage of dire imagery on The Thing. References to destructive water are commonplace (Lawr says it's just a coincidence that similar scenarios are currently playing out in real life), as are premonitions of a world on its last legs.

Lawr tackles the tough subject matter by examining an intangible energy that gave the album its title.

"The Thing, to me, is kind of hard to describe," he says, "which is why I try to tackle it in music... For lack of anything better, [you could call it] The Force — the energy that interferes in our daily lives when we interact with each other... that compels us to do the things we do, and that we don't spend too much time thinking about, but is nevertheless there.

"It's really flakey, I know.

"When you think about all the calamity in the world and how we're all affected by it... whether we like to admit it or not, we're all connected to one another in ways that aren't obvious."

The Minotaurs are planning to connect with fans at a smattering of shows in southern Ontario in the coming months, but haven't yet figured out how to take their nine-piece live outfit any further across the country. Here are the shows that have been announced:

Sep. 18 London, ON @ LOLA Festival
Sep. 24 Toronto, ON @ The Garrison
Sep. 25 Guelph, ON @ Wellington Brewery
Oct. 16 Ottawa, ON @ OCFF
Nov. 6 Sudbury, ON @ Little Montreal

If there's one word that could be used to describe Guelph, Ont.-based musician Nathan Lawr, it would have to be "consistent." Throughout his career as a collaborator with Royal City, Feist, FemBots, the Constantines and others, and across solo ventures that led to the group Nathan Lawr And The Minotaurs, Lawr has always produced...
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I Read The News Today... For Sept. 2, 2010

Peter Saville, who's famous for designing album covers for the likes of Joy Division and New Order, has created the new shirts for England's soccer team. They'll wear them for the first time tomorrow when they play Bulgaria in a UEFA European Football Championship qualifying match in London. NME

Axl Rose and company packed it in last night in Dublin after they were bottled during "Welcome To The Jungle." Perhaps it's just time for Axl to pack Guns N' Roses in in general and stop pretending it's actually still a viable act and that he has a career?



The 2011 edition of the MUTEK festival needs to be rescheduled because of the Formula 1 Grand Prix, which is taking over Montreal next year. MUTEK wants its fans to help determine whether it should hold the festival from May 17 to 22 or Aug. 24 to 28, instead. mutek.org

Sadly, another print music publication has bit the dust: Paste magazine announced yesterday that it was suspending its print publication. Its website will continue to operate. Paste

Video of an entire show Radiohead played in Prague has been released for free download. OMG! It's like it's 2007 again!!!1112

You thought Fever Ray couldn't get any more freaky, right? Wow, you were wrong. Stereogum

Snoop Dogg has teamed up with Symantec to fight cybercrime, because Hack is apparently Wack, yo. Hack Is Wack

Here's something that makes absolutely no sense: Wavves is opening for Phoenix on their upcoming North American tour. Here's hoping Nathan Williams doesn't bitch them out on stage. Tiny Mix Tapes

Nelly Furtado debuted two new songs — "Free" and "Girlfriend In The City" — at the Orange Warsaw Festival in Poland last week. They'll appear on her upcoming Lifestyle album, out later this year. It's her first English-language album since 2006's Loose. All Headline News

If you want to go to the 2011 Glastonbury festival, you can get tickets Oct. 3. Granted, we imagine you'll have to be pretty quick about getting them as they'll probably sell out in 10 seconds… Spinner

Peter Saville, who's famous for designing album covers for the likes of Joy Division and New Order, has created the new shirts for England's soccer team. They'll wear them for the first time tomorrow when they play Bulgaria in a UEFA European Football Championship qualifying match in London. NME Axl Rose and company packed it in last...
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DVAS — Society

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Society, the first full-length album offered by DVAS, showcases why they're one of Toronto's burgeoning indie-dance groups. Besides the obvious Daft Punk comparison, there's a touch of disco that permeates many of the album's 11 tracks.

Society, the first full-length album offered by DVAS, showcases why they're one of Toronto's burgeoning indie-dance groups. Besides the obvious Daft Punk comparison, there's a touch of disco that permeates many of the album's 11 tracks. The strongest influence on these boys, however, is clearly the synthesizer-heavy '80s. I
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The Tanuki Project — Playground For Everyone

Like the chocolate without the peanut butter, The Tanuki Project's debut LP, Playground For Everyone, seems sadly incomplete.

Like the chocolate without the peanut butter, The Tanuki Project's debut LP, Playground For Everyone, seems sadly incomplete. The Montreal band's website describes the music as electronic-dance art-rock. Their live show, Naturalogic, is accompanied by dazzling visual displays of kaleidoscopic symmetries and surreal imagery. But the CD
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Bardo's "L.A. Is In My DNA"

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Los Angeles' Bardo are fronted by singer/guitarist Leslie King, who's got a voice that sounds like a calmer version of Chrissie Hynde. But Bardo play a type of rock that's got more in common with pop punk acts than anything like the type of noise The Pretenders were emitting from Hereford, England in the '80s.

"L.A. Is In My DNA" appears on their second EP, You Like Me A Lot, which is out now.

Los Angeles' Bardo are fronted by singer/guitarist Leslie King, who's got a voice that sounds like a calmer version of Chrissie Hynde. But Bardo play a type of rock that's got more in common with pop punk acts than anything like the type of noise The Pretenders were emitting from Hereford, England in the '80s. "L.A. Is In My...
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Song Of The Day: Violent Kin's "Velvet Hideout"

Violent Kin continue with the punky dance rock that marked their 2009 Bitter Blood debut album with their new EP, Velvet Hideout, except this time they've thrown in even more over-the-top elements. The EP's full of Genesis-esque dance rock, and is one step away from being prog.

The title track best represents this, beginning with a dancey beat and Pink Floyd-esque riff that eventually erupts into something resembling Muse. By the end, you'll wonder if your eardrums have exploded.

Velvet Hideout is out Oct. 12.

Violent Kin continue with the punky dance rock that marked their 2009 Bitter Blood debut album with their new EP, Velvet Hideout, except this time they've thrown in even more over-the-top elements. The EP's full of Genesis-esque dance rock, and is one step away from being prog. The title track best represents this, beginning with a dancey...
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Win Polaris Music Prize Short List CD Pack!

Hey, here’s your chance to win an awesome Polaris Music Prize!The prize consists of the Polaris Short List CD Pack! That's 10 discs featuring the nominated albums on this year's Short List. Here's how it works. The Polaris Music Prize is celebrating it's five year anniversary 2010 so we've cobbled together a few...
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Video Of The Day: Chilly Gonzales' "I Am Europe"

Chilly Gonzales' video for Ivory Tower's "I Am Europe" serves as a preview for his upcoming film, also titled Ivory Tower. It stars Gonzo and Tiga as two chess-playing brothers who are both fighting over the same woman, played by Peaches. Feist also has a small cameo.

The song's full of great lines and the video's full of hilarious moments, but by far the best part is when Gonzo's walking down those steps, looking very confusedly at that workers' wall sculpture.

Ivory Tower the album is out Sept. 14.

Chilly Gonzales' video for Ivory Tower's "I Am Europe" serves as a preview for his upcoming film, also titled Ivory Tower. It stars Gonzo and Tiga as two chess-playing brothers who are both fighting over the same woman, played by Peaches. Feist also has a small cameo. The song's full of great lines and the video's full...
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Song Of The Day: B.A. Johnston's "Taste The Shame"

The always hilarious B.A. Johnston will return with a new album, Thank you For Being A Friend, on Tuesday.

"Taste The Shame" is a taste of that new record. The tune's about eating crappy food, like hotdogs, spilling nacho cheese sauce all over yourself and scrounging through 7 Elevens for food. Canada doesn't really have another musician quite like Johnston.

The always hilarious B.A. Johnston will return with a new album, Thank you For Being A Friend, on Tuesday. "Taste The Shame" is a taste of that new record. The tune's about eating crappy food, like hotdogs, spilling nacho cheese sauce all over yourself and scrounging through 7 Elevens for food. Canada doesn't really have another...
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Damien Robitaille Was Once Mobbed By 50 Argentinean Women

Damien Robitaille was used to playing for Quebec audiences when he recently headed to Argentina to perform at a teachers' conference.

The crowd of about 4,000 people didn't know who he was at first, since he's a French-Canadian artist and hadn't performed in Argentina before. But people were soon dancing in the aisles and got really into his set.

 But he got one heck of a surprise at the end of the show.

"I got mobbed. There was like 50 or 60 women who just like came up on the stage, and they wanted autographs!" he says, laughing. "For the first time I was like, 'Man, I need a bodyguard!' Usually at the shows in Quebec they were very respectful, and just asked for me to sign a few things and you have a table.

"But they just came up and they were like, 'Gimme a kiss! Kiss here! Here's my mother! Sign this!' almost like crying. I felt like a celebrity. It was great. Even my musicians were like, 'What?'

They're very expressive. People gave me rings, like, 'Here's a ring! Wear it close to your heart!'"

While Robitaille's fans probably won't jump up on stage this weekend and mob him when he plays the Emerging Music Festival in Rouyn-Noranda, Que., his will definitely be one of the most attended sets during the entire festival.

The singer/songwriter, who was born in Ontario and now calls Montreal home, has developed a following in Quebec and has released two albums — 2006's L'Homme Qui Me Ressemble and last year's Homme Autonome.

"When you're doing the French thing, you're usually confined to France, Quebec, a bit of Canada," Robitaille says. "Whenever I can get out of the normal cycle and the usual places, that's what I strive for, just to change the routine a bit.

"I've had people in Mexico, Uruguay and Brazil ask for me to play just because of those shows."

But Robitaille says just because he's singing in French doesn't mean people who don't speak the language won't appreciate his music.

"I've noticed that my music surpasses the language," he says. "People enjoy the music, not just the language. Often, we limit ourselves as French artists to thinking we can just play for French publics."

You can see Damien Robitaille here:

Sept. 4-5 Rouyn-Noranda, QC @ Chez Bob (Emerging Music Festival)
Sept. 24 Sept-Iles, QC @ Salle De Spectacle Jean-Marc Dion
Sept. 25 Baie-Comeau, QC @ Theatre De Baie-Comeau
Oct. 1 Verdun, QC @ Centre Communautaire Elgar
Oct. 7 St-Hyacinthe, QC @ Centre Des Arts Juliette-Lassonde
Oct. 14 Salaberry-De-Valleyfield, QC @ Cabaret D'Albert
Oct. 21 Rimouski, QC @ Salle Desjardins
Nov. 11 Quebec City, QC @ Theatre Du Petit Champlain
Nov. 12 St-Irenee, QC @ Salle Joseph Rouleau
Nov. 25 St-Jerome, QC @ Salle Antony-Lessard
Nov. 26 St-Genevieve, QC @ Salle Paline-Julien

Damien Robitaille was used to playing for Quebec audiences when he recently headed to Argentina to perform at a teachers' conference. The crowd of about 4,000 people didn't know who he was at first, since he's a French-Canadian artist and hadn't performed in Argentina before. But people were soon dancing in the aisles and got...
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Scissor Sisters' Pop Party Is Absolutely Perfect

There was a moment there were things seemed like they were going to go off the rails for New York's Scissor Sisters.

There was a moment there were things seemed like they were going to go off the rails for New York's Scissor Sisters. All the love the quintet engendered from their campy debut was put in jeopardy with it's sub-par Ta-Dah follow-up, which fully embraced the Elton John-ness of their hit "Take Your Mamma Out" while leaving behind
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Quest For Fire Didn't Overthink Lights From Paradise

Quest For Fire are currently on a quest to get in front of people.

"We finally get to be busy again," says Quest For Fire guitarist Andrew Moszynski. "I'm looking forward to the shows, response and just doing... something new."

It's been quite a year for the Toronto psychedelic groove rockers: 365 days of night-before-Christmas level anticipation while waiting for sophomore full-length Lights From Paradise to hit the streets. But it's finally here.

"It's a wonderful feeling seeing this record out now," Moszynski sighs. "We were in a strange place with the last album. It caused a lot of downtime in unusual ways.

"This album was actually recorded over a year ago, but we had to sit on it for a lot of reasons."

While Moszynski's reference to holding back issuing Lights From Paradise elicits thoughts of debaucherous behaviour generating litigating circumstances or tragedy resulting in delayed albums, he's actually recollecting an enviable bit of good fortune.

Quest For Fire's 2008 eponymous debut was a notoriously rousing affair that eventually caught the attention of revered New York-based stoner/boogie/groove metal label Tee Pee Records. They were chomping at the bit to issue it Stateside.

But this was a full year after the album had hit the Canadian market and Quest For Fire were already knee-deep in Lights From Paradise.

The result: pushing this latest work back to eradicate any overlap. The band recorded it in April 2009, and have been agonizing over Lights From Paradise ever since, ensuring that it not only matches the success of its predecessor but decimates it entirely.

"We were still working on it until April or May of this year since we had the extra time," Moszynski admits.

"It was a blessing to have the extra year before handing over a finished album. We could move slowly and not have to ram everything down; could make sure that there weren't any of those parts you cringe at when you listen back to your own albums... or at least not as many."

Lights For Paradise boasts a haunting indie rock essence tied to staunch grooves worthy of Black Sabbath's best and progressively kaleidoscopic tangents countered by unyielding grooves. One would say the patience worked in spades.

Utilizing the wealth of grace time to hone, tweak, redo and fuss, Moszynski, guitarist Chad Ross, drummer Mike Maxymuik and bassist Josh Bauman have succeeded in turning out a challenging yet surprisingly uncomplicated affair.

Moszynski nods, acknowledging how the quartet could have become trapped in a spiral of tinkering that would render Lights From Paradise an outright mess, yet pulled back just in time.

"It would've been so easy to overthink everything," he asserts. "We could have thrown 200 overdubs onto everything, but we managed to resist. We took the time to mix it really well, but had little breaks so we didn't drive ourselves completely nuts listening to the same music over and over again.

"I'm not sick of hearing these songs yet, which is perfect. Either way, it's about time we moved forward instead of nitpicking this album to death before anyone's even heard it.”

You can see Quest For Fire here:

Sept. 4 Toronto, ON @ Horseshoe Tavern w/ The Killer Elite and Teenanger
Sept. 24 Columbus, OH @ Summit Club
Sept. 25 Athens, OH @ Union
Oct. 7 Peterborough, ON @ The Legendary Red Dog
Oct. 8 Kingston, ON @ The Mansion
Oct. 15 Hamilton, ON @ The Casbah
Oct. 21 Brooklyn, NY @ Bruar Falls w/ Human Eye and Greg Ashley
Oct. 22 Brooklyn, NY @ Union Pool (Tee Pee CMJ showcase)

Quest For Fire are currently on a quest to get in front of people."We finally get to be busy again," says Quest For Fire guitarist Andrew Moszynski. "I'm looking forward to the shows, response and just doing... something new." It's been quite a year for the Toronto psychedelic groove rockers: 365 days of night-before-...
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Sebastien Tellier — Sexuality Remix

Thanks be to all music Gods that this remix album happened.

Thanks be to all music Gods that this remix album happened. While French sleaze-ball, retro-pop genius Sébastien Tellier did create a flawless collection of slow motion, '70s piano cheese-pop with 2008's Sexuality, the songs on the album always felt like they were just on the verge of blowing up. Kinda like making sweet love for several
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I Read The News Today... For Sept. 1, 2010

Clothes Make The Man are offering a free download of "Dreamless Nights," which aired on Degrassi: The Next Generation. —clothesmaketheman.org

LIGHTS is hardcore. No, seriously: Hatebreed's Jamey Jasta and Gallows have remixed two of her songs, which are available on iTunes now. All proceeds are going to The Greater New Orleans Foundation, which is working to rebuild the city's communities in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. —MySpace

Remember that Sex Pistols perfume that doesn't smell like piss, shit, rotting track marks, or destroyed teeth and gingivitis-ridden gums? Well, apparently there's a soap coming, too! Will this also smell like lemon and pepper, which is for some reason "punk rock"? —NME

Lady Gaga thinks Edmonton is "oil cuntry," much to its mayor's consternation. —Perez Hilton

The Pogues are breaking up again and will play a farewell tour throughout the U.K. this December. Happily, Shane MacGowan's new set of teeth are still intact. —Spinner

Lady Gaga, Perry Farrell, RZA, tUnE-yArDs, Iggy Pop and Sean Lennon will play a tribute show that will be held in October to celebrate John Lennon's 70th birthday. —imaginepeace.com

"Lost" Leonard Cohen documentary Bird On A Wire has shown up online. —Prefix

Apparently you can make a movie about everything. Even 9/11. And it can even open in New York. —New York Times

Axl Rose fired and then rehired his crew after this weekend's Reading/Leeds festival fiasco. He's crazy, the sky is also blue and water is wet. —Contact Music

Pete Wentz's Black Cards project have announced their first European shows. —Alternative Press

Clothes Make The Man are offering a free download of "Dreamless Nights," which aired on Degrassi: The Next Generation. —clothesmaketheman.org LIGHTS is hardcore. No, seriously: Hatebreed's Jamey Jasta and Gallows have remixed two of her songs, which are available on iTunes now. All proceeds are going to The Greater New Orleans...
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The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — September 2010

The Grist 13

1. Back To School Hormones
YESSS!! There's a party in my pants and something's going to get a heavy petting.

2. Eviction Parties
This is the must-see cinematic event of fall!

3. JuggaLove, The Juggalo Dating Site
When your hobbies are face-painting, drinking cheap soda and contemplating how magnets work it takes something extra to find true love. This is it.

4. The Wilderness Downtown
If Arcade Fire keep doing cool stuff like this it's going to make it increasingly difficult to keep trying to hate on them.

5. Deep Fried Mars Bars
That feeling that you get when you see a cute puppy? Imagine that feeling, but in your belly instead.

6. The Official Iggy Pop Shirtless Timeline
Iggy's treasure trail looks like it leads to a not-so-enchanted magic forest.

7. Album Tacos
Thing is, every album cover IS better with tacos in it.

8. Rediscovering The Music Of Your 14-Year-Old Self
And then realizing your 14-year-old self must have been really insufferable after listening to all that Bob Dylan, The Cult and The Doors.

9. "Idiocy Typhoon"
Insult of the month. I forgot to write down where this quote came from. Oh well, it's pretty self-explanatory. Use it wisely.

10. Rock Balancing
Y'know what, fuck you. What's your hobby? Twittering where you're going out each night? This is totally cool.

11. Bad Yearbook Photos
Let's face it, most of us were stupid when we were teenagers. There's no shame in it. It's better to laugh about it than cry.

12. Friday Night Lights
We understand. You're, like, "That's the show about football, right? Football is the third-stupidest thing on the planet. There's no way I'm watching that." You'd be right about the football thing, but totes wrong about your militancy against the show. It's really well done.

And now a tribute video to brooding bad-boy alcoholic Tim Riggins:

13. Hipster Dinosaurs
This is officially the moment where hipster culture jumps the stegosaurus.

The Shitty 7

1. Christina Hendricks' Boobs
NEWSFLASH! Hollywood actress has big boobs and other shocking news at 11.

2. The Cost Of Powder Blue Retro Toronto Blue Jays Jerseys
How's someone expected to get back on the Jays bandwagon when a retro powder Paul Molitor jersey is like $130?

3. Burning Your Arm On An Oven When Baking Banana Bread
We will get our revenge by eating the shit out of you.

4. Waxy Apples
When you rub an apple on your jeans and it leaves a huge wax stain you know you're eating the wrong apple.

5. Breaking Your Foot At A Tegan And Sara Concert
This apparently happened to one CHARTattack editor's cousin. Be careful kids, those T&S shows are mad-fuckin'-crazy.

6. Clash Of The Titans 2
And in 3D no less? This is truly an important pop culture event.

7. Giant Environment-Destroying Oil Leaks
Wow, it's been a while since we heard anything about this, hasn't it? That must mean everything is totally back to normal. Nothing to see here.

The Grist 13 1. Back To School Hormones YESSS!! There's a party in my pants and something's going to get a heavy petting. 2. Eviction Parties This is the must-see cinematic event of fall! 3. JuggaLove, The Juggalo Dating Site When your hobbies are face-painting, drinking cheap soda and contemplating how magnets work it takes something...
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Jann Arden's Answering Our Questions

Jann Arden's a passionate lady. She's had an extremely successful career singing about love, heartbreak and her feelings (or others' lack thereof; see "Insensitive," for instance).

So it's only appropriate that she's part of a new Haagen-Dazs video interview series called Passion Profiles, in which she'll talk about her life and what drives her as a person.

What's even better is she'll be answering some of CHARTattack's questions about how she ticks.

We may ask her about all the hits she's had, the importance of laughter, her writing and sad songs... or we may not. We may just ask her about her dog and her "newly grown arse" (her words). You'll have to check out hgtv.ca on Sept. 8 to find out.

Arden's most recent album is last year's Free.

Jann Arden's a passionate lady. She's had an extremely successful career singing about love, heartbreak and her feelings (or others' lack thereof; see "Insensitive," for instance). So it's only appropriate that she's part of a new Haagen-Dazs video interview series called Passion Profiles, in which she'll talk...
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